Australia’s Sporting Capital Pronounced Dead

Dr Aloysius Medusus Lord, POB, a world leading Physician of the Brain and a supporter of Melbourne Football Club today, has pronounced Australia’s former Sporting Capital, Melbourne, dead of unnatural causes.

Melbourne hosted the legendary 1956 Olympics. Melbourne hosts the Australian Open tennis tournament. Every year Melbourne also hosted the Australian Grand Prix which was one of the most courageous death defying sporting events of all time until everyone got too scared of catching cold to hold it anymore.

In a world first on death certificates, Dr Lord (a passionate Melbourne Football Club supporter in all situations after God’s own team has been eliminated from the competition) asserts that Coronavirus was not involved but lockdowns were the cause of death.

Dr Lord is sending this certificate to Australian Federal Police because he says they are the best placed policing body to bring those responsible for this unnecessary death to justice.

Dr Lord says that if the Western Bulldogs had won the 2021 grand final his diagnosis would have been the same. “As in most things in Australian life” writes Dr Lord, “it’s not what actually happened that matters. What really counts is our sacred right to get drunk and have fun together afterwards. Lockdowns clearly destroy that most fundamental of human rights.”

Jim Cousens (Dockamentry Film Maker) reporting, Footscray, 2 p.m. Grand Final Day, 2021 (revised at 11 p.m.)

Dr Lord on Why Greta Thunberg is no Joan Of Arc


The 23rd of May is the 590th anniversary of the capture by the English of Joan of Arc.

Iconoclast Physician of the Brain, “Dr Lord” of Melbourne, writes this about the chances of finding a new Joan Of Arc in the modern world:

“Joan of Arc was a fascinating & amazing girl/woman.

She didn’t just talk about fighting: she fought. She did that for her nation even though the French didn’t deserve her and kept refusing her help.

She made a King out of Charles despite him being a whimp.

She beat the poms at their own game and eventually won over the loyalty of her own country – nothing any bloke had done.

You could not hope to see anyone like Joan of Arc today.


Greta Thunberg would appear to be her antithesis.

There are some similarities in age, gender, passion and challengers, but there the likeness ends.

JA was not viewed as a prophet or saint in her own era – that happened centuries after she died.

GT is already called a prophet in a secular age devoid of miracles but hasnt proved it.

JA was not considered worth listening to, yet predicted what did happen.

GT said what most people already knew and has talked about doing something; she praises action.

JA took action; she fought. She turned around a war.

JA was patient. GT is not. JA led by example.  GT sticks out by example.
GT is said to do & say what her parents wanted.

JA’s family didnt support her & tried to talk her out of it.

GT is wealthy; JA endured poverty and respected the poor.

GT praises the warrior; JA was the warrior.

JA had some secret inner unity and external utility.

GT is the modern phenomenon of film clip based celebrity.”

23rd May, 2020, Terra Nullius