Tag: comedy

Australia’s Sporting Capital Pronounced Dead

Dr Aloysius Medusus Lord, POB, a world leading Physician of the Brain and a supporter of Melbourne Football Club today, has pronounced Australia’s former Sporting Capital, Melbourne, dead of unnatural causes.

Melbourne hosted the legendary 1956 Olympics. Melbourne hosts the Australian Open tennis tournament. Every year Melbourne also hosted the Australian Grand Prix which was one of the most courageous death defying sporting events of all time until everyone got too scared of catching cold to hold it anymore.

In a world first on death certificates, Dr Lord (a passionate Melbourne Football Club supporter in all situations after God’s own team has been eliminated from the competition) asserts that Coronavirus was not involved but lockdowns were the cause of death.

Dr Lord is sending this certificate to Australian Federal Police because he says they are the best placed policing body to bring those responsible for this unnecessary death to justice.

Dr Lord says that if the Western Bulldogs had won the 2021 grand final his diagnosis would have been the same. “As in most things in Australian life” writes Dr Lord, “it’s not what actually happened that matters. What really counts is our sacred right to get drunk and have fun together afterwards. Lockdowns clearly destroy that most fundamental of human rights.”

Jim Cousens (Dockamentry Film Maker) reporting, Footscray, 2 p.m. Grand Final Day, 2021 (revised at 11 p.m.)

The Socialist Left King – Premier DAN ANDREWS

The micro-movie in the above link is a comedy. Will anybody laugh or is leftist stupidity already boring?

Jim Cousens has been struggling for work as Santa Claus in recent years because the shopping centres have preferred to have good looking young women as Father Christmas nowadays.

Gender confusion is the new black.

And now Premier Daniel Andrews in Australia’s Deeply Leftist Deep South has made it even worse with one of the most draconian sets of Coronavirus laws in the world.

Geoff Fox, 15th May, 2020, Terra Nullius

Germaine Greer: a Great Libertarian

These quotes from Germaine Greer, posted here on her 81st birthday, are the thoughts of a great libertarian who understands her country of birth:

“Freedom is fragile and must be protected. To sacrifice it, even as a temporary measure, is to betray it.”

“Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life.”

“Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves; when that right is pre-empted it is called brain-washing.”

“Australia is a huge rest home, where no unwelcome news is ever wafted on to the pages of the worst newspapers in the world.”

I was a midwife for 3 decades but, in third wave feminism’s state of Victoria, I am now a dissident mens’ rights activist rejecting western citizenship because of the way it now oppresses men.

But Germaine Greer reminds me of what can be good in Australia.

Or as Jim Cousens says, “She’s a bonza sheila!”

https://videopress.com/v/PEN3AHMc?preloadContent=metadata

Thank you, Germaine, for being the icon you have been to the cause of freedom.

Geoff Fox, 29th January, 2020, Terra Nullius. (I wish I werent here.)